a laugh of the day

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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby Didgeridoo101 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 4:08 pm

BAHAHAHA!


A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.


The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"


The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."


The bartender says, "Alright then" and the man leaves.


A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in. The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. The bartender serves him, the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door.


The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army." The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves.


The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky. He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door. The bartender says, "Hey aren't you going to pay for that?"

The Scotsman says, "Excuse me, Castro's Army."

The bartender says, "Hey where is your big black beard?"


The Scotsman thinks quickly. Then he lifts his Kilt and says, "Secret Service!"
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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby natesnation » Tue Jan 25, 2011 2:02 am

thats....

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terrible....


good work.
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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby Didgeridoo101 » Tue Jan 25, 2011 3:48 pm

Lol which one was terrible, I like the womans age one the best lol.
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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby Akahlar » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:18 am

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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby Akahlar » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:09 pm

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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby newborn » Thu Feb 03, 2011 3:34 pm

lol at those broken links
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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby Tokkan » Thu Feb 03, 2011 4:56 pm

Akahlar wrote:Image


I like how there's clearly room for expansion too!
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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby Akahlar » Sat Feb 05, 2011 10:48 am

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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby Akahlar » Tue Feb 08, 2011 1:54 pm

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Re: a laugh of the day

Postby Berserker » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:28 pm

Akahlar wrote:Image


Ok, now this is the kind of knee slapping humor I haven't seen in a while and quite frankly it reminds me a bit of the type of joke the Quebec group RBO used to make.

Now I got a feeling not many people will know what I'm talking about due to either being too young or not understanding french so to the handful of people who know what I'm talking about.

Thank you.

P.S: To those curious you can youtube a small portion of there work but again its all in french so if you don't understand the language then forget it. Also I recomend you make your search for "Rock et Belle Oreille" rather then using RBO.
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